1933-, American Comedian, Talk Show Host, Actress
Can we talk?
Joan Rivers – [Conversation]
I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes — and six months later you have to start all over again.
Joan Rivers – [Housework]
I have become my own version of an optimist. If I can't make it through one door, I'll go through another door — or I'll make a door. Something terrific will come no matter how dark the present.
Joan Rivers – [Adversity]
My routines come out of total unhappiness. My audiences are my group therapy.
Joan Rivers – [Comedy and Comedians]
Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television.
Joan Rivers – [America]
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
Joan Rivers – [Comedy and Comedians]